October 18, 2010
October 14, 2010
October 12, 2010
True story: I wrote the word ‘burn’ on this, the back page of my [still current] moleskine about 2 years ago. Hercule -the robot- came about only as many weeks ago. ‘burn’ is the lion’s share of a friend’s signature. He’s a comic book illustrator (keith burns). Apparently I’m a fan of forgery. His work is great too.
October 11, 2010
October 9, 2010
October 8, 2010
October 6, 2010
October 4, 2010
January 11, 2010
Neither for the recently felled trees adorned with swathes of finery, nor the bevy of lovingly wrapped gifts lurking at their piney underpinning.
They care not for stocking fillers, carol singers or alcohol-laden winter warmers.
They dig it, because it takes their robot minds away from the things that they dislike.
Like an itch that offers temporary respite from massive toothache, Christmas provides robots with a few days of calm.
Two facts that really can’t go unaddressed at this juncture:
1) Robots are incapable of experiencing toothache.
2) Robots are probably incapable of experiencing an itching sensation.
Fortunately they have a thorough understanding of both and can therefore attest to the accuracy of the itch analogy.
“Christmas, a pleasant itch” ~ Anonymous Robot